I have an idea for the worlds best clothes shop. This may come as a shock since a clothes shop is one of the last places on the planet you will find me.
But the worst kind of shopping is that where the girlfriend/wife drags you into millions of shops where they try millions of clothes on then complain about what they do buy and moan about what they should have.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Its a fucking nightmare. So in my clothes shop I would have a bar next to the changing rooms. Out of the changing rooms would be a small runway. This way as women spend hours trying everything on, the men can patiently wait at the bar and enjoy a pint or two and watch a bit of sport on the old tellybox.
When a woman seeks recognition for whatever crazy fashion choice she makes, she can saunter down the runway in full view of the men who under the influence of alcohol will offer lots of praise and compliments..
Its a simple idea that will make shopping enjoyable for all.
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