An Invention That Is Urgently Needed

Like many people, I have had to suffer at one point or other a virus which basically makes you feel like shit, with both ends being very explosive...

Now without gettin too descriptive, It is not possible for a person to both vomit and shit at the same time without causing some mess.. Theres that mini debate at 4am as you stumble blindly towards the bathroom as to whether to sit down on the toilet and throw up on the floor, or throw up in the toilet and shit your pants... Not really a great choice when feeling like death and knowing you will be repeating this visit on the hour every hour for the next few days...

For me I was lucky, since our recent bathroom renovation, the sink is now directly next to the toilet, meaning with a bit of a stretch and some projectile vomiting, you can take a shit and still get most the vomit into the sink..

Now why has noone ever in bathroom design, more specifically in toilet design, ever came up with a design of a toilet with an attached bowl that can be used for the situation where you are vomitting and shitting at the same time.

Ok, in fairness the easy solution is to just have a bucket to hand so you can vomit in a bucket whilst shitting on the toilet. But you should not have to resort to such a tactic (what if you dont have a bucket to hand etc). So listen up to all those currently studying toilet engineering at uni.. please come up with an idea of a toilet that can allow you to both shit and vomit at the same time, then a mint dispenser for afters to get rid of the horrible vomit taste in mouth