Yes ladies and Gentlemen, I have surpassed myself this time, i've only gone and bloody discovered how to time travel!
Step 1. Wake up and avoid eating any breakfast and lunch and dinner.
Step 2. At tea time walk to your nearest public licensed establishment.
Step 3. Order several jagerbombs and shots of sabuca/tequilla/jager/absinthe.
Step 4. Consume several litres of strong alcholic shots as quickly as possible.
If done correctly you should wake up a few days into the future with no memory of the previous days..
Time Travel ladies and Gentlemen is easy.. although I've not worked out how to go to the past, only the future.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)

No comments:
Post a Comment