Waterslide Birth

I have come up with a great way for a baby to be born, this is probably more fun for the baby than anyone else, but i still think it would be cool..

Basically make a miniture waterslide thats big enough for a new born baby. Attach one end to where the baby is gonna exit its mother, then have the usual twists and turns a slide would, and then at the end a big pool for it to splash land in.

The father of the child can be waiting in the pool and collect the child once its come all teh way down the slide. Not only is this fun for the baby, but will also give it a good clean so it doesnt look all disgusting..