Veggies/Vegans

Honest to god if I had my way, i'd probably have all the veggies and vegans rounded up and send them off to some distant far away island out of the way. Unfortunately due to human rights I am not allowed to do this :( shame.

One thing that really really irks me about veggies and vegans is what they eat. I don't mean vegetables or that disgusting tofu crap they invented, but the fact they imitate us meat eaters.

Its astounding that people would not want to eat a BeefBurger or Sausages in the first place, however, if you make the choice to not eat meat, then why do you try to imitate it? Why would you want to eat something that is like a sausage, but not a sausage. You chose to give up sausages, so just enjoy your veg and get on with it. Linda McCartney should be shot for simply allowing to call her products sausages. I've eaten one and fucking hell it was horrible, worst sausage i've ever eaten (and i've eaten hotdogs from a can.)

Do you know why they were the worst sausages i've ever eaten? because it wasn't sausage meat. Was some mushed up veg wrapped up to imitate the look of a sausage!

I do not understand why someone would not eat meat in the first place, but obviously the lack of meat has caused some kind of trauma to the brain, because they clearly werent thinking straight when they thought bland manky vegs all mushed up is anything like a nice tasty fat cumberland sausage.