Manliest Name In The World

This is something I have pondered over a few days since a recent discussion with a friend. Too many kids nowadays have americanised parents and as such, are ending up with quite ridiculous names, not to mention the fact that celebrities are clearly having a competition on what to name their child to see who's child will get the most bullied.

But what is the most Manliest Name in the World?

The answer is John.

Lets take a minute for you just to think about that name. Now John does not mean Jonathan or Johnny are manly. Infact Jonathan is a bit lame and Johnny is a bit of a gay name. JOHN on its own is just pure testosterone.

And if you want any conclusive proof then just think about JOHN Wayne, JOHN McClane and JOHN Rambo. Probably 3 of the toughest guys in the world (even if two of them are fiction).

If George Bush was called John Bush, I reckon he would have had a lot more respect, but he was born with an aristocratic gay name George which is why he turned into a complete Bell End.

It works with any name. Gordon Brown and David Cameron sound like a right pair of Knobheads, but if it was John Brown and John Cameron, they suddenly sound like two men who could be part of Mi5 taking down terrorists and all sorts.

So if you want your child to grow up to be big manly and strong call them John.

If you dont mind having a bullied lame moronic son, then choose any of the stupid names that most parents are going with.