Fat People

As an ex-fat person (although becoming fat again due to quitting smoking) I have come up with a solution for the ever rising obesity problem.

Stop making clothes above size Large, or whatever is deemed to be the maximum size that is acceptable before becoming a big fat greasy sweaty horror.

This will force all fat people of the world to wear potato sacks, giant bin bags, or just simply walk around naked. This means more bullying and abuse aimed at fat people. This constant berating will eventually lead them to sort it out!

Although there is one benefit to being XL or bigger. When the sales occur, theres no rush to be there first, all the normal sized people buy their S, M or L and everything else is just left for you to casually get a bargain without the rage or queues.