So Many Colours

I was working away when unfortunately I had to overhear the worlds dullest conversation about what colour a workmate wants to paint their living room. I suggested purple which was not listened to at all. This conversation continued for ages between the two girls, but ultimately they never mentioned one single colour.

Well.. not what I regard to be colours.. Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Pink, Purple, Black, White, Brown.. I think that is all of them covered.

But you cant buy a Tin of 'Red' Paint anymore... instead you have to buy "Monthly Vaginal Discharge Red" or one of the many other Bajillion names they come up with for RED PAINT.

Seriously who the hell comes up with the names and why? I've listed 10 colour up above, and It covers any colour Ive ever wanted, or will ever need.

Now I can hear a few of you saying what about all the different shades of colours.. Well its simple.. If you want a darker shade of the colour, you ask for DARK *Colour*, and if you want it lighter then you ask for LIGHT *Colour*. This will save so much time and hassle.

And the perfect thing about this system is that it covers every colour. If you wanted a really really dark blue, and you saw a dark blue, you simply ask for a darker dark blue.

I have written to Dulux with my idea and I await my response.