Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Man Baths

let's face it, when it comes to baths.. girls are the expert in that particular field. They get them to smell good, lots of bubbles and really relaxing.

Often Ive had a female friend make me one up just so I can go have a relaxing bath. The only problem is that I worry theyre a bit too girly

So heres what I decided to do to make my bath more Manly.

1. Replaced music with Tv, brought in the laptop and carefully rested it nearby and put on Die Hard/ Lethal Weapon / Other Action Films

2. Have a few cigarettes in the bath, (although ive quit now), but make a tinfoil boat for an ashtray and keep a towel close to dry hands

3. A Stein of Beer.. A pint runs out too quick, so buy yourself a stein and pour the coldest beer you can find as it will warm up. (My sink was reasonably close to bath so i filled it with ice before hand and sat a few emergency tins in there)

4. KFC/Pizza in the bath. Yes have something to eat. But not knife and fork food, only food you can eat with your hands. Ive found balancing the box on a small inflatable ring helps keep it afloat in the bath and safe, although watch water drippage. The colonels chicken dont taste as good when soggy.

And thats how to have a girly bath but still be a man.

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