Advert on my lunchbreak asking us to sponsor a tiger to help protect them in the wild. The small amount you pay per month goes to help protect the tigers in the wild to help protect them against poachers and to make sure that they survive in the wild.
The advert is pretty gloomy, perhaps too gloomy as it doesnt even sound like they believe the money will actually help.
Instead of adopting a tiger, why not adopt a mercenary??
I'd happily pay a small amount per month to hire a mercenary to live in the jungle (or wherever tigers live) to shoot poachers.. If we kill all the poachers then the tigers will be safe. Its simple. No need for massive enclosures and 1000's of volunteers.. A handful of mercernaries to hunt down the poachers..
So lets do it.. for only £2 a month you too can help adopt a mercenary to take out all the poachers. They will even send you a goody bag of a picture of the dead poacher, a fluffy toy gun and one of the dead poachers fingers.
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I've always wanted to be a mercenary (well since I played MGS on the PS1) I'd be up for it, but to get me to the jungle and to make it cost effective we're gonna need a lot of sponsors. I'll put my name in the hat but I'm not going until at least all my cost's are covered!
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