Horoscopes

I was asked to show ID today in a shop (This made me happy as i feel and look so old), and as usual I flirted with the young female cashier a little. Too my suprise she made a comment how she was also a Gemini and that she reckoned we could be twins. It was at that point I graciously smiled and left the shop quickly.

It amazes me that those who follow and believe in horrorscopes think there can only be 12 types of people on this planet.

Well I for one can tell you there is not 12 types of people. There is only 2.

1. Idiotic unevolved morons who believe in Horoscopes.
2. Intelligent people who know its just a load of nonsense.

Its a shame as well because the shopgirl was quite cute, just a shame she was a moron.