Hibernation

Well its now getting close to the middle of the winter season and already I'm sick to death of people moaning about a bit of wind and rain. I know its not exactly the most pleasant of weather, but it happens every year, so I think people should just man up and get on with things.. As a sexy lady once said, "Everything would look the same without the rain."

Perhaps as a species we should start trying to hibernate. That way we could simply sleep through the miserable weather. According to everyones Facebook statuses, all they want to do is stay in bed in these cold winter months. Perhaps they should just stay there for a few months so I don't have to hear them moan.

Infact, it does sound like a brilliant idea. Think if we all were to say around the beginning of november curl up and hibernate right through to spring what benefits it could have.

No feeling miserable or depressed from bad weather.

No more waking up to dark mornings or going home in the dark.

Saving on food costs as we tend to eat a lot more in the colder winter months.

No Xmas, so again more money saved on buying gifts and wasting electricity on lights

Infact the majority of money would be saved on heating bills and electricity that we consume a lot more during winter.

Therefore if we could all learn how to hibernate it may be very beneficial for the entire world, although lets hope when we do wake up that Penguins havent taken over. Dont trust the Penguins.