The Spoiler Approximation

I wonder if there is an equation that exactly can work out the size of a mans penis simply by the car he drives.

For example I would imagine a person who drives a small crap car but has hideously modded it to have extra BIG wheels, extra BIG spoiler, extra BIG body kit and extra BIG exhaust to have an incredibly SMALL Penis. It just makes sense, its the balance of life.

I think the more you try to get people to look at your car, the smaller your penis.

And this can get quite complex. We could put two men in the same identical plain boring grey saloon. This would indicate both have good sized penises as they are not over-exagerating their car.

However, if one man was on a miserable rainy day choose to drive with music blaring, sunglasses on and window wound all the way down, it would indicate that he infact has a smaller penis than the man who just drove normally..

I will spend some times trying to work out this exact mathematical formula.. Get in touch if you have any additional variables that are important that I may have overlooked