3 S's

I'll not tell you where this morning, but you can probably guess, I had an intreaguing idea. In the morning I have to waste time taking a Shit a Shower and a Shave, or the 3 S's as its more commonly known.

These daily morning rituals take up some time, time of which I could still be in bed sleeping. So if I can find a way to speed up the process to give me more valuable minutes in bed. Now of course I don't mean to speed up my morning dump by taking laxitives so everything exits quicker. I mean to still take the same amount of time of each activity, but in a shorter space of time.

This is where I have invented (In My head) the all in one MultiToiletShower. Within a normal looking shower cubicle there will be a throne in the centre, allowing the user to take a dump whilst having a shower. An anti-mist mirror will be placed in front of the toilet so that the user can also shave whilst being showered and taking a shit. A 3 in 1 time saving piece of genius.

Of course I need to build and test out such a clearly brilliant idea, so if anyone wants to fund the project then let me know.